Quotable Quote

Quote of the day: "Hannah, you are the same colour as your beef patty."

3M Outing

3M's class outing to Pavilion was really fun. :P

Thanks to CGF, Sam and Naomi for stressing out to organise this.

We took the LRT and monorail to get there. Heck, it was super funny because Serena didn't get to jump into the LRT in time and was left waving helplessly outside its doors. Fortunately, the driver was nice and opened the doors again to let her in. xD

Lunch was at TGIF. Gareth ate raw celery before our main courses came. Strange, but not so strange since he is the cutest hamster on earth! I really really really want to bring him home in a hamster cage and give him a wheel to run on and give him a nice water bottle to drink from and feed him raw vegetables and and and and and... (to be continued) xD

Dan and I ordered the same thing -- a massive Jack Daniel's burger each. I then discovered that Dan may be very male in the way he talks and carries himself, but when it comes to eating...

DANIEL YAW IS A FREAKING GIRL.

How To Eat Like A Lady / How To Eat Like Dan

1. Use your fork and knife to cut up your burger. Never, never use your fingers.
2. At the dining table, always mind your manners. Say 'please' when you want something. This, however, does not apply to situations beyond mealtimes.
3. If really desperate, you may use your thumb and index finger to eat. All other fingers must be raised up in a very uppish, English manner so as to avoid getting them oily.
4. Don't finish your meal; instead, force someone else to eat the leftovers. Real ladies don't wolf down solid beef patties and bacon and cheese sandwiched between a bun. Salads would be better.
5. Lay down your fork and knife neatly together on the plate once you have finished dining.

**Note: Once the meal is over, you may instantly resume your barbaric lifestyle.

If you're curious about this, I broke all the guidelines above. :D

After lunch, we went to watch 2012. It was a movie with a ridiculous storyline but the graphics were pretty good. Why on earth did everyone end up in Africa? Haha. Although the movie was kinda retarded, I loved the character named Charlie. xD [Charlie the Unicorn, people!] Reminded me of me.

After the movie, it was time for goodbyes. D: It was pretty hard to say goodbye to 3M (especially Esther and Ram) after all we'd gone through together. No one outside M class can understand this, but we've been a super duper close-knit community of best friends. There are no gangs, no cliques, no warring factions in M. Everyone belongs to this giant family of friends. That's rare. Some people cried at the end (and I can perfectly understand why) -- this is the best class I could ever hope to be in. To outsiders, this probably sounds ridiculous. But if you were in M, you'd understand. :) It's hard to know that the 32 of us will never be in the same class again -- no more lap sap, no more tiam seven, no more Charlie -- but I'm sure we'll never forget each other.

So guys, thank you SO VERY MUCH for just being so M! :D

Waiter Woes

Okay, I know this is like, The Story in hot circulation now, but I'll post it up anyways so you can have a second laugh at my expense. D:

At a Chinese restaurant one day...

Hannah: (playing with kid cousin)

Waiter: So what would you like to order?

Mom: How about some tofu.

Waiter: (stares at me one kind, then whispers to my mom) Erm... this tofu got pork.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He thought I was the freaking Indonesian maid or something. Shows how tanned I've gotten due to PEA!

Fish

Fish? I never really liked eating fish. Steamed, fried, swimming in sauce -- they never really held much appeal for me. As a kid, I used to take just about an hour an a half to finish a meal of... you guessed it: Fish.

The tasteless white flesh that always refuses to succumb to peristalsis was (and is still) never a dinner favourite for me. Give me chicken, and I'll eat it. Give me beef, and I'll eat it. Give me pork, and I'll eat it. But fish? Nope.

I'd much rather talk to fishes than eat them. Especially when the fish is blue in colour and is corn fed and is mentally stunted. Especially when the fish lives on land and goes to school. Especially when the fish displays strange OCD traits. Especially when the fish happens to be a very very very special friend. *blub-blub*

Thanks for the hilarious one-hour-plus today, Xiao Yi! :D

P/S: You are a good source of protein

ICAS

Everyone knows how my math really sucks eggs. [To top it off, I sit next to a math genius -.-]

So ICAS Math came as a massive surprise. :) I honestly thought I was going to fail but... HAHA.

But on the flipside, I was one mark away from a high distinction in English! T.T Oh well. xD

And Science sucked eggs. ;)

The Duck Song

PKC

I went back to PKC to help my mom out today. :)

I had to illustrate the christmas story as she was narrating it. It was so freaking fun!

I LOVE KIDS. Even the bising ones.

After we finished the whole story, the kids (specifically, Justin) wanted to give me their coupons for gift shop. Aaaaaaaaah! :D *faints*

It was rather moving, considering how much gift shop and coupons mean to the little kiddies.

HAHA. I would so do this again. :P

Sportingness

The M-W netball game really batu man. Love you guys!

I think W is like, the most fun class to play against. :D They're totally sporting.

I had my first game of netball in many, many, many years against W.

As the GK, I had to mark Tzi Hua. YAY. Thanks for being such fun on court.

M-W girls' matches are really what I deem to be friendly matches. :D

I was super tired after that netball game, not because I ran a lot, but because I laughed too much.

I SERIOUSLY WISH ALL GAMES WOULD BE LIKE THAT.

LOL.

On an unrelated note, some people have (pleasantly) surprised me with their support. Honestly, I don't know people like Tzi and Xin Yun very well, but they were super supportive during M games. Thanks!

Oh, and 3C is awesome too. Especially when you can hear Charissa Jeyam on the sidelines screaming, "LAP SAP". xD

Villamaria

You know how it feels to meet a long lost friend after nearly a decade or so? It feels funny.

HI ALISON. :)

Yes, my name backwards is Hannah, and I hope you're still jealous about it!

We both still keep the cute little pink handprints, complete with the poem from kindie.

AND we both memorised it. :D

This is my hand so very small
For me to hang upon the wall
For me to watch as the years go by
How we do grow, my hand and I.

Reminiscing is fun. Like how I got kicked out from the ribbon dance, shifted from the middle to the back to the front for choir, and nearly got killed by Mrs George for being a bad bird. And how neither of us got free soap from Dettol.

I've found most of my close kindergarten friends in the past few years. Hannah Wong, Kay Yi and now Alison. There are just a few more I haven't heard from.

We should have a Villamaria reunion wei! :D

Oh, and by the way, my hand's a lot bigger now. <3

Search Engine

If 3M had a customised search engine, the top ten trending topics for 2009 would be:

1. charlie the unicorn
2. lap sap
3. lap sap cheerleading squad
4. we're going to candy mount'n, charlie!
5. naomi playing chess
6. eric as a bimbo
7. tiam seven
8. ramanathan
9. kawaii
10. xin yuan carries raphael

Credits to Naomi for the idea. x)